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jordan

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wifi-on:

the person you text when you are drunk is the only one you’re thinking of when your brain doesn’t work

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problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

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thefilipinobabe:

sorry-ari:

It’s exactly what you think it is and you need to listen to it.

This is everything

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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